That '70s Show (TV Series)

Grandma's Dead (1999)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

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• Fez : Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.

  [Marty starts to cry] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Have you met my sister, Marty?

• [Red is seen from the point of view of Grandma Forman in her coffin] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Well, Ma, I... Oh, for God's sake!

  Funeral Director : Oh, sorry. Those should be closed.

  [the funeral director closes Grandma Forman's eyes] 

• [Eric showing Red and Kitty Grandma Forman's dead body in the Vista Cruiser] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Okay, here's the part where I get lost. How did she hit the sidewalk?

  Eric Forman : She fell over when I opened the door.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : *And what was going through your head when you did that?*

  Kitty Forman : Oh, sure. Yell at him, Red. It's not like he's going through enough seeing his dead grandmother.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, take your mother in the house. She's hysterical.

• Kitty Forman : Now, Red, honey, I-I don't think that you're really mad at Marty. I think you are just going through one of the five stages of dealing with death.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : What are you talking about?

  Kitty Forman : There are five stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : I have two stages: anger and drinking.