- Eric Forman: Hey, since when did you get all serious?
- Michael Kelso: [He points to a copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine, sitting on the coffee table] Been readin' Cosmo. It's very educational. I never realized how much plumbing girls had down there. There's this diagram, and it's like a map of Six Flags!
- Eric Forman: [later, the guys are at the kitchen table, looking at an issue of Cosmo] It's like Playboy, but girls look at it.
- Michael Kelso: I know. How hot is that?
- Fez: Ahh, look. Six Flags.
- Kitty Forman: [Kitty and Red walk in] Well, that better not be a dirty magazine. Oh, Cosmo! Good for you!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Cosmo? You boys are spending too much time together.