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"That '70s Show" Eric's Burger Job (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

Quotes

Ricky: Why do you want a career at Fatso Burger?

Eric: I think it will be a wonderful experience.

Michael Kelso: My girlfriend's dad owns it.

Fez: I love the uniforms.

Steven Hyde: To unionize the workers, man.

Ricky: What do you consider to be your best quality?

Eric: I'm a real people person.

Steven Hyde: I don't answer stupid questions.

Fez: I speak Dutch.

Michael Kelso: My eyes. Oh and I guess my butt too.

Ricky: Name something about yourself that is a weakness.

Eric: I allow people to boss me around.

Fez: I love chocolate.

Steven Hyde: I'm brutally honest. Pinhead.

Michael Kelso: Um...

[falls backwards on chair]

Ricky: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Eric: Fatso Burger.

Fez: Covered in gold chains.

Michael Kelso: Rock star. No, movie star. No, yeah rock star.

Steven Hyde: Prison.

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Eric: Hey would you guys respect me if I got a job at the town dump?

Donna Pinciotti: Town dump no? State dump? why are you getting a job anyway?

Eric: Everything costs money, gas, clothes, fun

Michael Kelso: Dates, dates cost money

Fez: No Kelso that is prostitution

Steven Hyde: Dates are prostitution man , except you don't always get what you paid for

Donna Pinciotti: Says the man who's never had a girlfriend

Steven Hyde: Hey you guys remember Andra the biker chick?

Eric: Whatever happened to her?

Steven Hyde: [proud] She's dating my uncle

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Jackie Burkhart: I just want to listen to the guitar solo one more time.

Steven Hyde: Not again put the headphones on

[Jackie holds up the cord and plugs it in then puts on the headphones]

Steven Hyde: Now wrap it around your neck.

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Jackie Burkhart: Wait so your parents are going to be out of town?

Donna Pinciotti: Yeah it's just going to be me alone Saturday, well I'm babysitting my sister Tina; I'll watch some TV, maybe order a pizza

Michael Kelso: Let's have a party, a toga party

Jackie Burkhart: Michael maybe she doesn't want to have a party, maybe she wants to be alone

Donna Pinciotti: Well it'd just be me but if someone happens to come by, that'll be cool

Michael Kelso: Party at Donna's

Fez: Donna I've never been to an American party, may I come?

Donna Pinciotti: I don't care, so Eric will you be there?

Eric: Eric:

[not looking up from the newspaper]

Eric: Yeah, sure

Jackie Burkhart: [Donna leaves the basement and Jackie smacks Eric and Kelso across the back of the head] You are both so stupid

Steven Hyde: That's a first, I actually agree with Jackie

[to Eric]

Steven Hyde: she totally put on a full court press man and you dropped the ball

Eric: What are you talking about, all she said was she's going to be alone Saturday, order a pizza, oh my God, I'm so stupid

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Steven Hyde: So big party?

Donna Pinciotti: [sarcastically] Whoopee

Steven Hyde: I can't believe Forman missed all those signals

Donna Pinciotti: What signals?

Steven Hyde: [in a girly voice] Oh poor me, all alone in my big house, just me in my nightie, if only some scrawny little neighbor boy would come over

Donna Pinciotti: He's not scrawny, why am I even talking to you about this?

Steven Hyde: Because I'm all you've got

Donna Pinciotti: [lying down on the couch embarrassed] So everyone knows! All I wanted was some time alone with him

Steven Hyde: And how does that make you feel?

Donna Pinciotti: Frustrated, its frustrating as hell

Steven Hyde: Do you have trouble sleeping at night?

Donna Pinciotti: Yeah, Sometimes

Steven Hyde: Do you think you'd sleep easier if you had a scrawny little neighbour boy next to you?

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Steven Hyde: Hello my minimum wage friend, I demand service

Eric: Welcome to fatso burger, how may I serve you?

Steven Hyde: That is so sad man

Michael Kelso: Jackie I've been racking my brain trying to thinking of why this guy didn't hire me

Jackie Burkhart: Michael I'm so sick of hearing this, you've still got me

Michael Kelso: I'm good looking and he's jealous, this body's a curse!

Jackie Burkhart: If you worked you wouldn't be able to see me whenever I wanted lover

[They kiss]

Fez: Please stop touching, it gives me needs

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Donna Pinciotti: Hey Fez

Fez: Hello Donna, now tell me which one of these ladies is easy?

Tina Pinciotti: Donna your creepy friends are playing with Dad's stereo

Fez: [to unseen characters] Guys you can't go in the house

Donna Pinciotti: [to Tina] Hello pretty lady with the eyes like the sea

Tina Pinciotti: Hi

Steven Hyde: She's not a pretty lady, she's my sister and she's 14

Fez: You know in my country

Steven Hyde: It's illegal here

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[Practicing for a job interview]

Reginald "Red" Forman: Stand up straight

Eric: [shaking his hand] Hello I'm Eric Forman

Reginald "Red" Forman: Not loose, firm, not sloppy like a fish, try it again

Eric: [shaking his hand] Hello I'm Eric Forman

Reginald "Red" Forman: Bend into it

Eric: Stand up straight and hold a fish

Reginald "Red" Forman: Don't be a smart mouth

Eric: Okay

[shaking his hand]

Eric: hello I'm Eric Forman

Reginald "Red" Forman: And?

Eric: Eric; And?

Kitty Forman: Maybe you could mention your Junior achievement experience

Reginald "Red" Forman: Kitty they could give a rat's ass about that

Kitty Forman: Maybe your honorable mention for the science award

Reginald "Red" Forman: Kitty?

Kitty Forman: Right rat's ass

Reginald "Red" Forman: Don't slouch

Eric: Wouldn't that go under the stand up straight category?

Reginald "Red" Forman: See that's a smart mouth comment; you're fired Mr Smart mouth! That's how that works

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Eric: Dad I'm quitting my job

Reginald "Red" Forman: You're quitting?

Eric: I'm quitting, I'm a quitter and I coldn't hit a cow over the head with a hammer

Reginald "Red" Forman: Everybody quits their first job, it's no big deal

Eric: I gotta say I'm a little disappointed Dad

Reginald "Red" Forman: It wasn't a man's job anyway

Kitty Forman: Red

Reginald "Red" Forman: Come on Kitty it wasn't a man's job, it was a hairnet, name tag, nothing kind of a job

Eric: Well I'm quitting

Reginald "Red" Forman: It's a good thing too, it was cutting into your chores, you did a half assed job on that driveway

Kitty Forman: I think he did a wonderful job

Reginald "Red" Forman: [not looking up from his newspaper] Didn't look wonderful to me

Kitty Forman: [standing up] Sweep it yourself then

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Eric: Ricky how did you start working here?

Ricky: Funny story, I was going to go to college, then they made me assistant manager and threw all this money at me and I didn't go

Eric: Yeah I'm quitting now

[jumps over the counter]

Ricky: Oh I would

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