- Michael Kelso: I don't see why you can't serve us our food, Frank. We *are* paying customers, you know.
- Frank: Hey, I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam so I can serve some hot dogs to teenagers.
- Michael Kelso: You have both of your legs, Frank.
- Frank: Like I said, I did *not* lose a leg in Vietnam!
- Buddy Morgan: So, she's like your, uh... girlfriend?
- Eric Forman: I don't know. It's... I don't know.
- Buddy Morgan: You know, it's... It's okay to be confused, Eric.
- Eric Forman: Yeah? You know, sometimes I feel like... I don't know. Like we're in a movie, right? And, um, I'm nervous around her. And I feel like I'm playing this part, right? But it's not me.
- Buddy Morgan: Mm-hm.
- [Buddy suddenly kisses Eric and freaks him out]
- Eric Forman: Whoa! Whoa! What?
- Buddy Morgan: What?
- Eric Forman: You... you are... you're... you're gay!
- Buddy Morgan: Me? No, I'm not gay.
- Eric Forman: You're not? But you... you just kissed me!
- Buddy Morgan: Okay, I'm gay.
- Frank: Hey! You! Buy something, or get out! I have a big wedding coming in.
- Steven Hyde: Frank, you don't have a big wedding coming in.
- Frank: Oh. Did I say I have a big wedding? What I meant to say was: Buy something, or get out!
- Steven Hyde: [after Kelso and Jackie leave] So, Forman, now that the scary kids are gone... Is Buddy gay?
- Eric Forman: Well, I don't think it's really my place to...
- Steven Hyde, Donna Pinciotti: He's gay.
- Eric Forman: Okay, guys. Hypothetical situation. Crazy scenario. Wouldn't happen in, like, a million years. Let's just... let's say... okay, that Buddy made a move on me.
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric, he's not going to make a move on you if he knows you're straight.
- Steven Hyde: I don't know. I mean, Forman *is* pretty irresistible.
- Eric Forman: I don't think he'll make a move on me again.
- Steven Hyde, Donna Pinciotti: *Again*?
- Eric Forman: Or for the first time, you know. I gotta go.
- Donna Pinciotti: Where's Buddy?
- Eric Forman: Oh, Buddy. Um, well, Buddy got... busy, so...
- Jackie Burkhart: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure he has lots to do. He *is* popular.
- Fez: Yeah. And so obviously gay!
- [Eric squirms]