- When the school paper prints Eric's election as most eligible player of the Vikings team, he imagines being a love-machine like Kelso and tells Donna it's time they start dating other people, while only gullible dog Emily actually dates him. Fearing ridicule by association, Jackie sets up a date for reluctant Donna with Michael's elder ex-con brother Casey, just out of military service, a political mismatch but a hit at first sight, who reminds Eric 'Foreplay' he's still a measly nobody and lost Donna. Fez can think of nothing but fat Rhonda's promise to 'share something' with him, so he gets Leo's permission to use the Photohut and Kitty's advice 'for a friend' about 'doing it', but Rhonda feels because she loves him best... A silly invention made Bob filthy rich again, and Red crazy with jealousy when Bob decides to buy the Corvette money-tight vet Red dreams about, so ...—KGF Vissers
- When Eric is voted Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking, he and Donna officially agree on dating new people. After Eric finds his newfound fame to be quite useful when picking up the other sex, Jackie sets up a date for Donna with Michael's big brother, Casey Kelso. Fez is overjoyed to find that he's finally going to do it with Rhonda, but becomes nervous and tries to have a talk with Kitty. Once again rich Bob and Red go look at cars, and Red dreams behind the wheel of a Corvette, but things take a sudden turn when Bob decides to buy it.—anne
- When the school paper prints Eric's election as most eligible player of the Vikings team, he imagines being a love-machine like Kelso. Eric dreams that girls would be falling over each other trying to date him. In his dreams all the girls fighting for him are hot cheerleaders or hot gymnasts. Eric tells Donna it's time they start dating other people, while only gullible dog Emily (Marlene Brehm) actually dates him. Emily is an airhead and believes everything that Eric says. Eric pretends he is a tough guy and calls the shots around the house in front of Red.
Fearing ridicule for Donna (Jackie argues that Donna will look pathetic if Eric starts dating someone and she is without a date. And this will make Jackie look ridiculous by association), Jackie sets up a date for reluctant Donna with Michael's elder ex-con brother Casey (Luke Wilson). Hyde and Eric laugh at the suggestion that Donna is going to date a Kelso. Hyde believes that this will be the best bad date ever. Casey believes that women are sex objects and has no respect for Feminism. Casey is just out of military service, a political mismatch but a hit at first sight. Donna really likes Casey who is nothing like Michael. Casey reminds Eric 'Foreplay' he's still a measly nobody and lost Donna. Donna intends to keep dating Casey, even though it is apparent that Eric does not like Casey at all. Eric says that after marriage, she would be Donna Kelso and their kids would be red headed moron, who would have to go to expensive special schools.
Fez can think of nothing but fat Rhonda's promise to 'share something' with him (Fez believes that Rhonda wants to "do-it" with him), so he gets Leo's permission to use the Photohut. Fez is nervous as Rhonda is experienced at sex, but he is a virgin. Fez cannot talk to his friends for the fear of revealing that he is still a virgin, so he seeks Kitty's advice 'for a friend' about 'doing it'.
But he is uncomfortable talking to Kitty and uses a metaphor for "putt-putt". Fez says that his friend and his girl are going putt-putt. While the girl has putted around quite a bit, his friend is a virgin putter. Kitty tells him to be respectful and wear a condom. Rhonda arrives at the Photohut and it is clear she likes Fez. Fez is ready to have sex with Rhonda and tells her so. But Rhonda feels because she loves him best, she wants to wait. Fez tells her his things are turning blue. But Rhonda loves him, so Fez agrees. He eventually has to admit to his friends that he is still a virgin.
A silly invention (attaching a box of tissues to the sun visor inside the car) made Bob filthy rich again. He sold the invention to the car companies as Weepers Keepers. Red is crazy with jealousy when Bob decides to buy the 1958 Corvette from a used car lot. This is the car that money-tight, Korean vet Red always dreams about. Red had told Bob all about this car and to Red the car represents his freedom. Red buys the Corvette from under Bob by overpaying for it.
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