That '70s Show (TV Series)

Do You Think It's Alright? (2004)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Kitty Forman : [Referring to her romance novels]  They're not dirty, they're ROMANTIC!

  Red Forman : [Reads the title]  "Mutiny from Behind"...?

• Fez : [Surprises Red reading Kitty's erotic novel]  So, you like those books too, Mr. Red?

  Red Forman : Alright, so you know the truth! But, I swear by God, if you tell ANYONE, I will CHOP DOWN whatever tree you live in!