Donna Pinciotti: Well, last time I was here, they were looking for help. And they have no idea how weird you are.
Fez: That IS an advantage.
Jeri: [to Fez, who wants the shampoo boy job] You're a little creepy. But you're cute, so I'll try you out on one of our regular customers.
Donna Pinciotti: Yes! That's great, Fez. I have complete faith in you.
Jeri: You're gonna wash Donna's hair.
Donna Pinciotti: Ooh, you know, I'm kind of exclusive with Paulette.
Jeri: I can't just test him on anyone. He seems kind of pervy.
Fez: She gets me.