Under parental pressure, pre-marital sinners Eric and Donna go in church marriage counseling; the idea appeals to Donna, while Pastor Dan speaks Eric's language: Star Wars analogies. They lie still to be virgins, but are held up as purity examples in church, a wrong the oldies insist to see righted. Meanwhile Michael Kelso, who was struggling with theory tests at D level, looked forward to flare day, but his enthusiastic practice in advance proves too 'catchy' for the police academy building; yet Brooke feels his honesty counts for more then grades... Written by
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[Red, Kitty and Bob are furious at Eric and Donna, for lying to the pastor that they are virgins
Oh, look! It's Eric and Donna! Did everyone know they're virgins?
[awkward silence. Hyde looks funnily at Eric and Donna
I think I wanna be a virgin too. Hey, everyone! I'm a virgin! Ha-ha-ha! Well, I said that, so it must be true.
OK, I know this seems really bad, but I've got a really simple way to fix that: just start going to a different church. Hey, how about that one where they ...