It is the dreaded office pantomime but Terry, assuming the vicar will ask him to be Father Christmas in the church hall, turns down a role in it. By the time he learns that the vicar has already asked Tarquin, there is nothing left for Terry except the pantomime cow - with June. When the fire alarm goes off when they are on stage they panic and end up in a lorry going to Wembley. by the time they get back to the panto they find that Malcolm and Beattie have taken over their parts. Written by
don @ minifie-1
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[referring to someone's singing
Last time I heard screeching like that was when we accidentally vacuumed the cat.