- [first lines]
- Donatello: Being a Ninja Turtle, I've seen a lot crazy things in the past few years, but this really takes the prize. At first, I thought I was dreaming, then I wished I was. But this was no dream, this was definitely a nightmare.
- [Donatello and Michelangelo gorge themselves on food]
- April O'Neil: I feel like I just went from happy single to mother of four overnight.
- Splinter: Tell me about it.