- Agent Bishop: I've created life!
- Splinter: Bishop, no one has the right to play God!
- Agent Bishop: I am taking the necessary steps to defend the world! It is my duty!
- Splinter: The world has enough monsters! It does not need yours!
- [first lines]
- Michelangelo: Donny's always telling me how great science is, how awesome technology can be and granted some of its pretty good. Like video games and microwave popcorn, that's very cool. But I've also seen a lot of old horror movies. You know the kind. Where some completely whacked out mad scientist decides to play God. Crazos like Agent Bishop here. They take the potential of science and they twist it and contort it and push it way too far and innocent people always wind up getting hurt.
- Agent Bishop: Not only are these future members of the Earth Protection Force, but they are the new humanity. These clones are awaiting final DNA sequencing. By cellular acceleration, I can give birth to an army within 6 hours fully trained thanks to my advances in bio data transference and your DNA. I've uploaded complex survival tactics into this prototype.
- Splinter: What you will do with them?
- Agent Bishop: Mainstream them into the population, of course. We have aliens out there right now living amongst us. My Slayers will fare them all out.
- Splinter: What if innocent people get fared out instead? What if errors are made?
- Agent Bishop: Not my concern. I'm a bigger picture kind of guy. Besides, my calculations suggest that it would be beneficial if 57% of the Earth's population simply disappeared.
- Agent Bishop: That is the purpose of the EPF, my purpose: to create a new humanity, a new superior race born of enhanced DNA; DNA acquired from genetic manipulation, alien autopsies, and even stole from your sons. But it was your mutated rat DNA makes so nearly human that has allow me to finally complete the process, and for that, I thank you.