Teen Angel (TV Series)

Honest Abe and Popular Steve (1997)

Mike Damus: Marty DePolo

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Quotes 

• [to Cleopatra] 

  Marty DePolo : You're the hottest two-thousand-year-old babe this side of Eartha Kitt!

• Marty DePolo : Mr Lincoln, Steve here needs a killer paper on the civil war by tomorrow morning. We thought you could help.

  Abraham Lincoln : You want me to do his homework? That doesn't seem right.

  Marty DePolo : I knew I should have brought back Nixon.

  Steve Beauchamp : Nixon's in Heaven?

  Marty DePolo : He snuck in through the back door.

  Steve Beauchamp : [to Abe]  Listen, I'm sorry we bothered you Mr Lincoln.

  [to Marty] 

  Steve Beauchamp : I don't think anybody can help me now.

  Abraham Lincoln : My boy, my advice to you is never give up. I lost almost every election I was in, but I didn't give up. I saw the United States fall nearly under, but I didn't give up. Then I was shot in the head... it's pretty difficult not to give up at that point.

  Steve Beauchamp : Yeah! You're right! I'm not licked yet.

  Marty DePolo : Hey, your speech really inspired him.

  Abraham Lincoln : Hey, I am Lincoln.

  [he sits down at Steve's desk] 

  Abraham Lincoln : Let's get cracking.

  [He pulls a feather pen out of his jacket and dips it in the glass on Steve's desk] 

  Steve Beauchamp : Uh, Mr Lincoln, that's diet coke.

  Abraham Lincoln : Uh huh.

  [He starts writing] 

• Marty DePolo : I always thought we'd be together!

  The Head : If we couldn't keep the Beatles together, what makes you think we care about you and Steve Beauchamp?

• Marty DePolo : Sammy Noah, I've come to straighten out your wretched life!

  Sammy Noah : Start in the bathroom, I missed the toilet.

  Marty DePolo : But you hit the mirror!

• The Head : I suppose you did all these things for Steve without using trickery?

  Marty DePolo : Well... Conceivably, I was outside the bounds of the fringes of the gray area...

  The Head : Marty, you know we don't allow lawyers into heaven.