Dante: Kyle, I wish you would reconsider. We don't even know who this Shadow gentleman is!
Beast: For once, I agree with the Limey. You guys are walking into a trap!
Duke DePalma: He's got a point. Secret rendezvous and deserted office buildings isn't my idea of a safe bet!
Kyle Stewart: If Shadow wanted to hurt us, he already would have.
Erica West: Kyle's right! This guy got onto SKY 1, and into my quarters, without even breaking a sweat!
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: Right - we all know hard it is for a guy to break into Erica's quarters!
Erica West: [Opening the door of a white Ford KA] What's KA?
Gil: K. A. Stands for Knight Alpha. It's a prototype TKR international vehicle.
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: FLAG created him for a potential Euro Knight rider operation.
Erica West: Brilliant! They couldn't come up with a common currency, and now we're giving em supercars!
Kyle Stewart: He's awaiting shipment to Berlin, to hook up with his new driver.
Erica West: [Looking inside] Who are they going to get - Danny DeVito?
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: Looks like a pretty wimpy kind of car to me.
Knight Alpha: Meine Spitzengeschwindigkeit ist über 480 Kilometern pro Stunde, und ich kann über fünfzehn Meter springen.
[TRANSLATION: My top speed is in excess of 480 kilometres per hour, and I can jump over fifteen metres]
Erica West: What did he say?
Gil: I have no clue! He only speaks German!
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: But the A. I. voice synthsiser is supposed to be universely linguistic!
Knight Alpha: Korrekt, aber ich möchten nicht Englisch sprechen! Sie egocentric Amerikaner begrenzen sich, indem Sie nur eine Sprache erlernen.
[TRANSLATION: Correct, but I do not want to speak English! You egocentric Americans limit yourselves by learning only one language]
Kyle Stewart: Er, Dante, you want to translate that?
Dante: Ha, ha, no, not really!
Kaila Gordon: Did you forget to pay the electric bill, or are you just camera shy?
Mobius: Please sit down!
Kaila Gordon: [Sitting down] Look, I appreciate you busting me out of prision, but I have more important things to do than attend your...
[looks at Max]
Kaila Gordon: Freaks Anonymous meeting.
Max Amendas: Your manicure will have to wait, darling!
Kaila Gordon: Who's the annoying Brit?
Mobius: Max Amendes, and I'm afraid, my dear, his reputation is more notorious than yours.
Max Amendas: And I didn't have to get it by lying on my back.
Mobius: If we could all just...
Kaila Gordon: Look, I didn't come here to be insulted by Prince Charles over there.
Duke DePalma: [Discussing Shadow's clues - Key and Arizona] Is there a Key, Arizona?
Dante: No Duke, there is no such place.
Beast: You know, Duke, you say dumb stuff like that, it reflects badly on both of us!
Duke DePalma: I'm sorry - I really didn't mean to embarress you!
Plato: Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light.
Erica West: The Star Spangled Banner? I'm lost!
Erica West: [Through gritted teeth] Plato, I don't know how you do it!
Plato: Only the Shadow knows!
[the discusion turns to speculation regarding the Shadow]
Erica West: Who are we talking about?
Jenny Andrews: We think Shadow might be Michael Knight
Erica West: Michael Knight? The guy with the talking Ferrari?
Duke DePalma: Trans-Am!
[Roland is pouring coffe for Starr while Kalia and Max read the business plan from Mobius]
Kaila Gordon: Ridiculous!
Max Amendas: She's right, Mobius. You're living in a dream world. Wake up, sweetheart, there is no Santa Claus.
Mobius: Fine. Roland will show you out!
Mobius: I need partners with a little more vision. Now, stop wasting my time and get out!
Kaila Gordon: [Leaning closer to Max] I guess that's what they call a soft sell.
Mobius: Lokk, ask yourself one question - what if I can do it? Who would benefit?
[a look passes between Kalia and Max]
Roland: Wasn't that two questions?
Starr: Shut up, Roland!
Max Amendas: [Bursting into Key's office with a thug in tow] A surprise party, for me? You shouldn't have!
[Erica and Trek are escorting Key through the lobby of his office building when Max surprises them]
Max Amendas: You should have taken the service elevator - quite a smooth ride! Notify your glorified go-kart to give us a safe passage from the building.
Erica West: [Raises her com watch to her mouth] Plato, Kat, there's a handsome man about to exit the building. Leave him alone - and that goes for his ugly kidnapper too!
Max Amendas: Ouch!
[When Erica and Trek check in with SKY 1, the team discuss the possibility that Mobius is planning to attempt world wide mind control]
Jenny Andrews: Kyle, don't you think global mind control is just a little far fetched?
Plato: Cuckoo, Cuckoo!
Erica West: For once, Plato, I understand and agree with you. Kyle, You're nuts!
Duke DePalma: It is a little big!
Mobius: Kalia, your turn.
Kaila Gordon: About time. These hard chairs were making my butt fall asleep.
Mobius: I knew from the moment I met her that Kalia wouldn't disappoint me.
Max Amendas: What planet are you on, Mobius? She got caught. Doesn't that compromise your big plan?
Mobius: Oh, Max. You obviously didn't read my business plan all the way through.
Max Amendas: Well, it wasn't exactly a John Grisham novel.
Starr: I don't know what he's talking about, darling. I couldn't put it down.
Max Amendas: Well, I skimmed the bits that didn't have to do with me.
Mobius: Maybe it's time you gave it a second look, Max. Just so you're up to speed with the rest of us.
[the team realize Mobius could already be using his mind control]
Erica West: He could be controlling one of us.
Jenny Andrews: Or all of us.
Duke DePalma: And we wouldn't even know it.
[pause, followed by Trek rising slowly out of his seat]
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Monotone] I must kill Erica West.
Erica West: [Pushing him back] Oh, stop it.
[They all laugh]
[the team have tracked Mobius to an industrial wharf when max steps out carrying a green tube]
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: What's he aiming at us?
Kat: A rocket launcher! A big one too!
Erica West: I never should've gotten out of bed this morning!
Max Amendas: [after Starr has used an SUV to ram a badly damaged Dante off a pier] Oh dear, how terribly sad! Still, he's never really dead, as long as you remember him in your hearts!
[Trek, Ercia Duke and Jenny are tied to chairs around a table when Max strides in]
Max Amendas: Ello, ello, why's everybody so down, eh?
Duke DePalma: You know, you're really starting to bug me!
Max Amendas: Funny - that's exactly what my second wife said, right before I shot her!
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Nodding towards the bank of electronic equipment in the corner] Wait a minute - that's the mind control device?
Max Amendas: Latest in home electronics!
[Max and Kalia decide to test the mind control device on Duke]
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Whispering to Erica] Can't be it. It's too small. You'd need separate units for plotting and transmission.
Max Amendas: Oi! Quiet over there! You'll miss Mr DePalma's brain melting.
Kaila Gordon: [Looking at Duke] Too late. They already missed it.
[Max unfastens Duke's handcuffs, and Duke stands up]
Max Amendas: Isn't this fun! Who should we kill first, Big Boy?
Kaila Gordon: [Excitedly] Oh, Jenny - strangle Jenny!
[Duke swings his arm backwards towards Max, resulting in Max and Kalia running from the room]
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Watching Max and Kalia leave] I told you it wouldn't work!
Erica West: This mind control thing is a total con, and a good one too - I didn't even see it coming!
Erica West: [Looking out at the thugs firing on Jenny] Trek, they're closing in on her!
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: There - I've reconnected some of the systems, but I don't know which ones!
Beast: [Cutting to a shot of Beast's wipers moving] We're okay if it starts to rain - now how about the weapons?
Beast: Okay. I've got missile control.
Erica West: Good. Blow that third boat out of the water!
Beast: Ready. Damn, I'm out of range.
Dante: [after rising out of the water looking as good as new] Kyle, I accept your unspoken thanks for ordering those extra parts, without which we'd still be at the bottom of the ocean.
Kyle Stewart: Just fire the missile.
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [after Kyle has rejoined the others] Duke had already given up on you.
Duke DePalma: That's because my car can't go under water.
Erica West: Kyle, there was no mind control device. He even duped Max and Kaila.
[Mobius enters the darkened conference room, when Shadow appears]
Shadow: I knew it was only a matter of time before you figured it out.
Mobius: Yes, quite simple really. Everything suggested that you were here - that you had always been here.
Shadow: So now what? You're going to kill me?
Mobius: ...never! Not you. I'm taking you with me.
[Flicks a switch on his control arm, before moving forward enough to pick up a small sphere labelled K.I.T.T. which has risen from the centre console]
[the team enter the darkened conference room]
Kyle Stewart: [as the lights come on] Do you think he could have been here?
Erica West: Well, how could he get past everyone? I mean, it's not like he can outrun us.
Kevin "Trek" Sanders: Maybe he beamed in.