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"Team Knight Rider" Legion of Doom (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

Quotes

Dante: Kyle, I wish you would reconsider. We don't even know who this Shadow gentleman is!

Beast: For once, I agree with the Limey. You guys are walking into a trap!

Duke DePalma: He's got a point. Secret rendezvous and deserted office buildings isn't my idea of a safe bet!

Kyle Stewart: If Shadow wanted to hurt us, he already would have.

Erica West: Kyle's right! This guy got onto SKY 1, and into my quarters, without even breaking a sweat!

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: Right - we all know hard it is for a guy to break into Erica's quarters!

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Erica West: [Opening the door of a white Ford KA] What's KA?

Gil: K. A. Stands for Knight Alpha. It's a prototype TKR international vehicle.

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: FLAG created him for a potential Euro Knight rider operation.

Erica West: Brilliant! They couldn't come up with a common currency, and now we're giving em supercars!

Kyle Stewart: He's awaiting shipment to Berlin, to hook up with his new driver.

Erica West: [Looking inside] Who are they going to get - Danny DeVito?

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: Looks like a pretty wimpy kind of car to me.

Knight Alpha: Meine Spitzengeschwindigkeit ist über 480 Kilometern pro Stunde, und ich kann über fünfzehn Meter springen.

[TRANSLATION: My top speed is in excess of 480 kilometres per hour, and I can jump over fifteen metres]

Erica West: What did he say?

Gil: I have no clue! He only speaks German!

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: But the A. I. voice synthsiser is supposed to be universely linguistic!

Knight Alpha: Korrekt, aber ich möchten nicht Englisch sprechen! Sie egocentric Amerikaner begrenzen sich, indem Sie nur eine Sprache erlernen.

[TRANSLATION: Correct, but I do not want to speak English! You egocentric Americans limit yourselves by learning only one language]

Kyle Stewart: Er, Dante, you want to translate that?

Dante: Ha, ha, no, not really!

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Kaila Gordon: Did you forget to pay the electric bill, or are you just camera shy?

Mobius: Please sit down!

Kaila Gordon: [Sitting down] Look, I appreciate you busting me out of prision, but I have more important things to do than attend your...

[looks at Max]

Kaila Gordon: Freaks Anonymous meeting.

Max Amendas: Your manicure will have to wait, darling!

Kaila Gordon: Who's the annoying Brit?

Mobius: Max Amendes, and I'm afraid, my dear, his reputation is more notorious than yours.

Max Amendas: And I didn't have to get it by lying on my back.

Mobius: If we could all just...

Kaila Gordon: Look, I didn't come here to be insulted by Prince Charles over there.

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Duke DePalma: [Discussing Shadow's clues - Key and Arizona] Is there a Key, Arizona?

Dante: No Duke, there is no such place.

Beast: You know, Duke, you say dumb stuff like that, it reflects badly on both of us!

Duke DePalma: I'm sorry - I really didn't mean to embarress you!

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Plato: Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light.

Erica West: The Star Spangled Banner? I'm lost!

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Erica West: [Through gritted teeth] Plato, I don't know how you do it!

Plato: Only the Shadow knows!

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[the discusion turns to speculation regarding the Shadow]

Erica West: Who are we talking about?

Jenny Andrews: We think Shadow might be Michael Knight

Erica West: Michael Knight? The guy with the talking Ferrari?

Duke DePalma: Trans-Am!

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[Roland is pouring coffe for Starr while Kalia and Max read the business plan from Mobius]

Kaila Gordon: Ridiculous!

Max Amendas: She's right, Mobius. You're living in a dream world. Wake up, sweetheart, there is no Santa Claus.

Mobius: Fine. Roland will show you out!

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Mobius: I need partners with a little more vision. Now, stop wasting my time and get out!

Kaila Gordon: [Leaning closer to Max] I guess that's what they call a soft sell.

Mobius: Lokk, ask yourself one question - what if I can do it? Who would benefit?

[a look passes between Kalia and Max]

Roland: Wasn't that two questions?

Starr: Shut up, Roland!

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Max Amendas: [Bursting into Key's office with a thug in tow] A surprise party, for me? You shouldn't have!

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[Erica and Trek are escorting Key through the lobby of his office building when Max surprises them]

Max Amendas: You should have taken the service elevator - quite a smooth ride! Notify your glorified go-kart to give us a safe passage from the building.

Erica West: [Raises her com watch to her mouth] Plato, Kat, there's a handsome man about to exit the building. Leave him alone - and that goes for his ugly kidnapper too!

Max Amendas: Ouch!

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[When Erica and Trek check in with SKY 1, the team discuss the possibility that Mobius is planning to attempt world wide mind control]

Jenny Andrews: Kyle, don't you think global mind control is just a little far fetched?

Plato: Cuckoo, Cuckoo!

Erica West: For once, Plato, I understand and agree with you. Kyle, You're nuts!

Duke DePalma: It is a little big!

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Mobius: Kalia, your turn.

Kaila Gordon: About time. These hard chairs were making my butt fall asleep.

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Mobius: I knew from the moment I met her that Kalia wouldn't disappoint me.

Max Amendas: What planet are you on, Mobius? She got caught. Doesn't that compromise your big plan?

Mobius: Oh, Max. You obviously didn't read my business plan all the way through.

Max Amendas: Well, it wasn't exactly a John Grisham novel.

Starr: I don't know what he's talking about, darling. I couldn't put it down.

Max Amendas: Well, I skimmed the bits that didn't have to do with me.

Mobius: Maybe it's time you gave it a second look, Max. Just so you're up to speed with the rest of us.

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[the team realize Mobius could already be using his mind control]

Erica West: He could be controlling one of us.

Jenny Andrews: Or all of us.

Duke DePalma: And we wouldn't even know it.

[pause, followed by Trek rising slowly out of his seat]

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Monotone] I must kill Erica West.

Erica West: [Pushing him back] Oh, stop it.

[They all laugh]

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[the team have tracked Mobius to an industrial wharf when max steps out carrying a green tube]

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: What's he aiming at us?

Kat: A rocket launcher! A big one too!

Erica West: I never should've gotten out of bed this morning!

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Max Amendas: [after Starr has used an SUV to ram a badly damaged Dante off a pier] Oh dear, how terribly sad! Still, he's never really dead, as long as you remember him in your hearts!

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[Trek, Ercia Duke and Jenny are tied to chairs around a table when Max strides in]

Max Amendas: Ello, ello, why's everybody so down, eh?

Duke DePalma: You know, you're really starting to bug me!

Max Amendas: Funny - that's exactly what my second wife said, right before I shot her!

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Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Nodding towards the bank of electronic equipment in the corner] Wait a minute - that's the mind control device?

Max Amendas: Latest in home electronics!

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[Max and Kalia decide to test the mind control device on Duke]

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Whispering to Erica] Can't be it. It's too small. You'd need separate units for plotting and transmission.

Max Amendas: Oi! Quiet over there! You'll miss Mr DePalma's brain melting.

Kaila Gordon: [Looking at Duke] Too late. They already missed it.

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[Max unfastens Duke's handcuffs, and Duke stands up]

Max Amendas: Isn't this fun! Who should we kill first, Big Boy?

Kaila Gordon: [Excitedly] Oh, Jenny - strangle Jenny!

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[Duke swings his arm backwards towards Max, resulting in Max and Kalia running from the room]

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [Watching Max and Kalia leave] I told you it wouldn't work!

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Erica West: This mind control thing is a total con, and a good one too - I didn't even see it coming!

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Erica West: [Looking out at the thugs firing on Jenny] Trek, they're closing in on her!

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: There - I've reconnected some of the systems, but I don't know which ones!

Beast: [Cutting to a shot of Beast's wipers moving] We're okay if it starts to rain - now how about the weapons?

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Beast: Okay. I've got missile control.

Erica West: Good. Blow that third boat out of the water!

Beast: Ready. Damn, I'm out of range.

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Dante: [after rising out of the water looking as good as new] Kyle, I accept your unspoken thanks for ordering those extra parts, without which we'd still be at the bottom of the ocean.

Kyle Stewart: Just fire the missile.

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Kevin "Trek" Sanders: [after Kyle has rejoined the others] Duke had already given up on you.

Duke DePalma: That's because my car can't go under water.

Erica West: Kyle, there was no mind control device. He even duped Max and Kaila.

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[Mobius enters the darkened conference room, when Shadow appears]

Shadow: I knew it was only a matter of time before you figured it out.

Mobius: Yes, quite simple really. Everything suggested that you were here - that you had always been here.

Shadow: So now what? You're going to kill me?

Mobius: Oh...

[coughs]

Mobius: ...never! Not you. I'm taking you with me.

[Flicks a switch on his control arm, before moving forward enough to pick up a small sphere labelled K.I.T.T. which has risen from the centre console]

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[the team enter the darkened conference room]

Kyle Stewart: [as the lights come on] Do you think he could have been here?

Erica West: Well, how could he get past everyone? I mean, it's not like he can outrun us.

Kevin "Trek" Sanders: Maybe he beamed in.

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[the team is lead to a headstone with Micheal Knight's name]

Jenny Andrews: He's dead.

Duke DePalma: Shadow leads us out here to show us this?

Erica West: What does it mean?

Michael Knight: Maybe I can tell you. I'm Michael Knight. Or at least I was.

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