- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [Kissing Latka's forehead] Something terrible has just happened.
- Tony Banta: What?
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I forgot why I am doing this.
- Louie De Palma: Reiger, do you know what was special about you?
- Alex Reiger: Please, will ya?
- Louie De Palma: You knew you were nothin'... and you were great at it!
- Tony Banta: Have you seen Rocky III?
- Alex Reiger: No.
- Tony Banta: Are you kiddin'? Rocky III may be the greatest Rocky movie since Rocky I.
- Alex Reiger: How do you tell 'em apart?
- Tony Banta: They're numbered!
- Alex Reiger: Oh.
- Tony Banta: And you know what the motto of Rocky III is, Alex?
- Alex Reiger: Yeah, stop me before I make another one, please!
- Tony Banta: No, no, no, no. It's go for it! And he coulda been talkin' to you, Alex.
- Alex Reiger: Louie! How long have you been here?
- Louie De Palma: Too long.
- Alex Reiger: What have you seen?
- Louie De Palma: Too much.
- Alex Reiger: Who let you in here?
- Louie De Palma: Two guys.