[discussing divorce with a drinking buddy
I say good riddance to 'em... the dames. We're better off without 'em.
Yeah, except that what gets me is the way everyone treats you once you're solo. You ever notice that?
Aw, come on, don't go into that again, will ya?
Nah, nah, you get the worst tables in restaurants, your married friends don't call you any more... ahhh, without the other half, you're strictly half-assed.
Tales from the Darkside Theme
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