Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Yellow (1991)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper
Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : Firing squad! Present arms! Hello creeps. I was just about to fire off tonight's deadtime story. It's about a young soldier who doesn't want to be in the army anymore. I can't imagine why not! I mean war's a great opportunity destroyer.
[chuckles]
Crypt Keeper : Now, where was I? Oh yes! Ready! Maim! And here's my favorite part. Fire!.
[shoots a book off the shelf as it opens up on the table]
Crypt Keeper : I call tonight's tale "Yellow."
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Crypt Keeper : I guess Martin finally learned his lesson. No guts, no gory!
[the Crypt Keeper laughs as it shows him tied up to a tree]
Crypt Keeper : Well, gut to go kiddies. It's time for my shots.
[turns the guns onto himself]
Crypt Keeper : Fire!
[the Crypt Keeper sets off the guns that shoot him as he chuckles upon not being harmed by the bullets]
Crypt Keeper : Yes, yes, oh yes. Boy I get a bang out of that.