Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

For Cryin' Out Loud (1990)

John Kassir: Crypt Keeper

Quotes 

• Crypt Keeper : Tonight's little riff is ripe with sex, death and rock & roll. Now that's entertainment! You'll meet a putrified promoter of pop with an ear for a hit. I don't want to kill it for you. Let's just say we come into the story just when his career is getting real... hot.

• Crypt Keeper : Well, headbangers, wasn't that one a real smash? I know it was for Ms. Kielbasa. As for Marty, he was right about that noise in his head. He probably wished he was deaf but he got death instead. Until next time, fright fans. Ears looking at you!