Attention, attention. Hello, wonderful people of Cape Susette! Allow me to introduce myself; a man who needs no introduction: I am Don Karnage! For years, I have tried to visit your fair city... *But you have always shooted at me!* Ahem. However, now that I am here, you will hand over all your valuable knickity-knacks to me. Okey-dokey? I didn't hear a yes...