Officer Vince Romano: [looking at two young women crossing the street] You know, Hooker, I love this part of our beat.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Hey, when are you gonna learn, junior? Cops and fashion models mix like oil and water.
Officer Vince Romano: [Romano knows somebody who sells 12 dollar quality jeans] I'll tell you what, I'll pick you up a pair, huh?
Officer Stacy Sheridan: I don't know... the same exact jeans? And no label?
Officer Vince Romano: Guaranteed.
Officer Stacy Sheridan: Okay. I'm a size 5.
[picks up her uniform and walks away]
Officer Vince Romano: [glancing at Stacy's behind] But what's in 'em is a 10. A perfect 10.
Officer Vince Romano: Hooker, what do you think, huh? If Stacy doesn't like this electric wok, she is gonna love this wrapping.
Officer Vince Romano: [when Hooker accuses Romano's girlfriend, Vince becomes agitated] Shut up, damn it!
Sgt. T.J. Hooker: There's something wrong, kid. I feel it kicking in my gut. And I think your friend Amy is doing the kicking.
[Romano balls his fists and punches Hooker in the jaw]