- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [after roughing up an FBI Agent that had tried to grab him] Either of you get in my face again, you're gonna need a flashlight and forceps to find your badges.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Why don't you get out of vice and into something safe?
- Vice Cop: I think about getting married sometimes, having babies... even having them with you.