- Officer Vince Romano: [Hooker has just arrived at the academy in a damaged police car] So what is it now, Hooker? Three black and whites you've trashed since they let you back out on the street?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Four. The high price of fighting crime.
- [comedic music plays as they walk away]
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [scratching his head] I wonder if I locked my car this morning?
- Officer Vince Romano: Believe me, Hooker, it wouldn't matter. I've seen your car.
- Officer Vince Romano: And don't forget our soak in the hot tub after dinner.
- Tammy Spencer: How could I? It'll be my first time in hot water with the police...