T.Bag and the Pearls of Wisdom (TV Series)

Grimble and Squiffy (1990)

Aubrey Woods: Squiffey

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Quotes 

• Lord Squiffington-Fop : You are my last hope.

  Grimble : Oh?

  Lord Squiffington-Fop : You see, everybody, but everybody is wearing pearl buttons this season. It's the in thing you know.

  Grimble : Is it? Oh yes you're right. Ha, ha, yes very in they are. Everyone's wearing them.

  Lord Squiffington-Fop : Everyone except me. Me, Lord Squiffington Fop, a dedicated follower of fashion if ever there was one, without a button to me name. Alas I am undone!

• Lord Squiffington-Fop : You know I'm dashed if I haven't forgotten your name, Ninny that I am.

  T. Shirt : Em... oh... eh, Lord Teddington-Sprattt, with three T's. And a sandwich!

  [he laughs and Squiffy joins in] 

• Grimble : So, Grimble. You stole those pearls from Mistress Sally, did you? You are a rotter, a fibber and a thief! What have you got to say for yourself?

  Grimble : Don't this mean you ain't gonna pay me, then?

  Squiffey : [shouting]  Get out!