- [first lines]
- Principal Pratchett: Yolli, hi.
- Yolanda 'Yolli' Pratchett: Oh, hi Daddy. How's it going?
- Principal Pratchett: Well, a little hectic. Mr. Lester, the economics teacher, had another revolt in his class. It seems the students don't like him giving quizzes every day of the week.
- Yolanda 'Yolli' Pratchett: Yeah, no kidding. The kids call him the Teacher from the Black Lagoon.
- Principal Pratchett: Ah. So that's why they threw his chair into the school fountain.
- Skorn: You talk big, but talk is cheap. I know. I rule the audible realm and all sound belongs to me!
- Skorn: You don't talk so tough now, do you, Servo? In fact, you can't talk at all, can you? What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
- [last lines]
- Syndey 'Syd' Forrester: Hey, Malcolm. Wait.
- Malcom Frink: What?
- Syndey 'Syd' Forrester: I just want to ask you something about this morning.
- Malcom Frink: Did he put you up to this?
- Syndey 'Syd' Forrester: No. No, this isn't a joke. Something weird happened to me today and it made me feel awkward. Like an outsider. Maybe like you feel sometimes. It's no fun to be laughed at. So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Forgive me?
- Malcom Frink: Thanks, Syd.