Diana Bellamy: Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey

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  Jennifer Doyle : Hi, Mrs. Starkey.

  Yolanda 'Yolli' Pratchett : Hello?

  Jennifer Doyle : Mrs. Starkey.

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : Oh, hi Jennifer. Hi Yolli.

  Yolanda 'Yolli' Pratchett : Hi.

  Jennifer Doyle : What are you reading?

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : Latest issue of my biker magazine. There's a great article in here about early Harley-Davidsons. Did you know their first model only had a two horsepower engine?

  Jennifer Doyle : Gee, no.

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : Yep. And they only made eleven of 'em.

  Yolanda 'Yolli' Pratchett : Mrs. Starkey, you're not really into motorcycles, are you?

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : Bike your tongue, child. I've had my behind parked on a cycle since I was your age.

  Yolanda 'Yolli' Pratchett : You mean that's your Harley in the faculty parking lot?

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : You bet your booties. 1990 Fat Boy with a 59 horsepower four-stroke V-twin engine. 628 lb. of rompin', stompin', road chewin' machinery.

  Jennifer Doyle : And you mean you actually ride that to the grocery store and everything?

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : I think you two cheerleaders need to get out more. Especially you, Yolli. Just 'cause your dad's the principle doesn't mean you have to listen to Barry Manilow.

  Yolanda 'Yolli' Pratchett : Who?

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : Never mind. What did you want?

  Jennifer Doyle : Oh, can I have one of those ink pens, please?

  Mrs. Cha-Cha Rimba Starkey : Yep. That'll be a dollar. Thanks. Have a day.

  Jennifer Doyle : Right.