- Hildy: Take it from me, Queen Rotunda, this is the best love potion I ever mixed.
- Queen Rotunda: Can you guarantee it will make Prince Pompadour fall madly in love with me?
- Hildy: One sip of my passion potion, your highness, and he'd fall in love with tree stump.
- Beezo: We are holding prisoners in the throne room, your immense rotundedness.
- Queen Rotunda: Prisoners? Oh, goody! What did they do?
- Beezo: They were caught robbing the royal hot peppers.
- Queen Rotunda: What? They were stealing food? From me? There is no greater crime!
- [a chef brings in a cart filled with desserts]
- Luigi: Do you think that's our...
- [gulps]
- Luigi: Last meal?
- Queen Rotunda: Silly goon. You don't get a last meal.
- Beezo: Don't forget the prisoners, your hugeness.
- Queen Rotunda: Oh, yes, them. Off with their heads!
- [Mario and company gasps. Mario approaches Queen Rotunda]
- Mario: Excuse me, Queen Rotunda.
- Queen Rotunda: Why does this man still have his head?
- Queen Rotunda: Come to me, my sweet pea! I hear wedding bells in my tower!
- Mario: Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry, lady!