- [upshot of the Brooklyn Bridge, two Albatrosses circle overhead]
- King Koopa: [off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here's the new Koopa plan.
- [scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
- King Koopa: [turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge!
- [troops applaud loudly]
- King Koopa: The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
- Koopa Troopa: Turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks!
- [troops applaud once more]
- King Koopa: Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
- Koopa Troopa: And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
- King Koopa: I crown myself the King of Kooplyn and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed!
- [troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
- Princess Toadstool: It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.
- Mario: It's Koopa!
- Luigi: He's changin' Coney Island to Koopa Island.
- Cabbie: That bum's got nerve bigger than his schnozzola! Hey, fatso, get back in the zoo!
- Mario: Next thing we know, he'll be changing Brooklyn to Kooplyn.
- Luigi: Nah. Not even stoopa Koopa'd be that mean.
- King Koopa: Listen up, Troopas! I want every sign you can find changed from Brooklyn to Kooplyn!
- King Koopa: Well, the Mario Bros. finally made it back to Brooklyn... just in time for their own funeral!
- [Princess Toadstool and Toad are having a picnic]
- Princess Toadstool: [sighs] It sure is peaceful now that my kingdom is safe.
- Toad: Sure is.
- [bites his sandwich]
- Princess Toadstool: No Koopa to bother us.
- Toad: No Troopas to fight off.
- [Princess Toadstool kicks a small rock]
- Princess Toadstool: Are you as bored as I am, Toad?
- Toad: Mondo bored. And I sure miss Mario and Luigi.
- King Koopa: [after Mario throws a Bob-omb into a pipe] Hey! What's the big idea?
- Mario: You're stuck back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Koopa stoopa, and Brooklyn is safe.
- [Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad cheer]
- King Koopa: You forgot one thing, plumber. You're stuck with me!
- [after stealing back his scepter from Toad, Koopa chases after Mario and company, trying to zap them]
- Mario: I guess somedays, even Super Mario can't think of everything.