[upshot of the Brooklyn Bridge, two Albatrosses circle overhead]
King Koopa: [off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here's the new Koopa plan.
[scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
King Koopa: [turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge!
[troops applaud loudly]
King Koopa: The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
Koopa Troopa: Turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks!
[troops applaud once more]
King Koopa: Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
Koopa Troopa: And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
King Koopa: I crown myself the King of Kooplyn and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed!
[troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
Princess Toadstool: It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.