Zack Martin:
What are you doing here?
Maddie:
Saving your butt before I kick it!
Zack Martin:
[
smiling deviously] Is that a threat or a promise?
Zack Martin:
Hey there sweet thang!
Carey:
You had your underwear dry-cleaned?
Zack Martin:
Feels good!
Carey:
I'm going to ask Maddie to babysit while I'm at my show tonight.
Zack Martin:
Ohhh... Maddie... baby's got it goin on
Tuck:
The papparazi are paying $20,000 to get a picture of that wedding.
Zack Martin, Cody Martin:
We'd be rich!
Cody Martin:
And we could pay mom back!
Zack Martin:
We'd be rich!
Cody Martin:
We wouldn't be burdens!
Zack Martin:
We'd be rich!
Cody Martin:
We could give the rest of the money to charity!
Zack Martin:
I swear we're not related.
Carey:
[
talking about baby-sitters] I was thinking maybe Maddie - works in the gift shop. She needs the money, like us.
Cody Martin:
Oh, Maddie.
Zack Martin:
[
to Cody, miming hourglass shape] Baby's got it going on!
Carey:
She's got what going where?
Zack Martin:
I don't know what I'm saying.
Carey:
Yeah, you better not.
Maddie:
[
to the Twins] So I've re-arranged the candy bar, so tell me What draws your eye?
Zack Martin:
You do, Sweet Thang!
Maddie:
Please, some of this candy is older than you.
Mr. Moseby:
I understand how it is; children can sometimes be a burden!
Carey:
Aww, you have kids?
Mr. Moseby:
Nope, and after seeing yours, not gonna happen!
Carey:
We may live in a palace, but we're not royalty.
Zack Martin:
I think you're a queen, Mommy.
Carey:
Aww. Put a sock in it!
Carey Martin:
Just because we live in a palace doesn't mean we're royalty.
Cody Martin:
I think you're a Queen, mommy.
Cody Martin:
Aww, that's so sweet. Shut up.
London Tipton:
When I inherit this hotel you are so fired!
Maddie:
Oh you will be too busy getting face-lifts
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