Carey: Look, tell me he's okay and he doesn't have any tattoos.
Kurt: He's okay. And it says "Mom."
[Kurt and Zack chuckle]
Kurt: Oh, come on. Have a sense of humor.
Carey: I married you, didn't I?
Kurt: Oh, yeah. There it is.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Ok, what's first?
London Tipton: Ok, first off, that outfit, horrible.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Two.
London Tipton: Your hair...
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Three!
London Tipton: Ok, show me how many push-ups you can do.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Ok.
[struggles to get up]
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Grrrrrr.
London Tipton: Ok. That was the push. Later we'll work on the up.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Can we go back to my hair?
London Tipton: Yes. It's as weak and brittle as you.