[a mall security guard arrests Zack and Prince Sanjei for stealing clothes]
Prince Sanjei: You are the one who's being in trouble.
Prince Sanjei: I banish you.
Delilah: And yet, I'm still here.
Zack Martin: [tells Sanjei and cody] This is a sure-fire plan!
Cody Martin: [turns to Sanjei] That's what he says right before we get grounded.
Zack Martin: I consider you more like a friend.
Carey Martin: And friends don't give friends their allowances.
Zack Martin: Hey ladies! Didn't I see you on the cover of I Like Blonde Guys magazine?
Prince Sanjei: If you were a snake charmer, you'd be dead!
London Tipton: I looked out my window and saw this big, glowing disc in the sky!
Cody Martin: That's called the moon.
London Tipton: I knew that! And during the day, it's called the sun.
London Tipton: Maddie, if an alien were really cute, would you date him?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: No. I don't belive in long-distance relationships. Would you?
London Tipton: Yeah. If his spaceship was a convertable.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Say, creme brulee?
London Tipton: [imitating Maddie] Creme brulee.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Just order it to room service.
[handing London the phone]
Cody Martin: [praying and staring to the ceiling] Forgive him Great Kanish. He's lost his lentils.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: [Zack steps out of elevator] Playing elevator football again?
Zack Martin: Yeah, you can be the cheerleader.
[Cody's elevator opens]
Zack Martin: Hut, hike!
Maddie Fitzpatrick: [Mr. Moseby walks up from behind] 3,5,7,9, Moseby's gonna kick your behind!
Zack Martin: Mom!
Mr. Babalabaloo: Prince Sanjei!
Prince Sanjei: Mr. Babalabaloo!
Mr. Moseby: You two know each other?
Carey: From my book club.
Delilah: So, these are your twins.
Carey: Unfortunately, yes.
Alien #1: Boy humans are ugly!
London Tipton: Who you callin' ugly mr. Avacado-head?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: mmhhmmm
[does the whole click,click thing while moving her head from side to side]