"The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" Books and Birdhouses (TV Episode 2006) - Ashley Tisdale as Maddie Fitzpatrick

London : [to Maddie] I don't know if you know this, but I'm not exactly what you call "smart."

Maddie : Okay, okay. I won't say anything as long as the next "A" is one you get on your own.

London : Deal. And you promise not to tell?

Maddie : Yes, I promise I won't tell, or may the evil Fitzpatrick leprechaun steal me away in the night.

London : You actually believe in evil leprechauns?

Maddie : Not all of them are nice, you know.
Maddie : [after being punished for something London did] That is cruel and unusual punishment.

Sister Dominick : No, dear. Reading your Svetlana story was. "Gently froze to death." Give me a break!
Maddie : London, you've been singing, "I've got an A" for 5 hours. When are you going to stop?

London : When it starts to get on people's nerves.

Maddie : Well, that was 4 hours and 59 minutes ago.
Maddie : [to Sister Dominick] Sister, I think London has something to tell you about her book.

Sister Dominick : You do? What is it, London?

London : Well, Sister Dominick, you should know...

Sister Dominick : Yes?

London : When they make my book into a movie, I want Britney Spears to play me.

Sister Dominick : Oh, I love her! She's such a talented actress.
Maddie : London, don't you want to say something to Mr. Moseby?

London : [to Mr. Moseby] Yeah, it's an idea about a new book. It's about a girl who breaks her promise and gets taken away by an evil leprechaun.

Maddie : Darn leprechaun!

Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick