Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (TV Series)

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (2005)

Yannick Bisson: Jack Hudson

Quotes 

• Jack Hudson : So you're asking me to go out with you?

  Sue Thomas : Um, no. Actually it's more like Randy is asking you to go out with me.

• SA Myles Leland III : All Sue has to do is teach Randy a few wrong signs, like instead of, "It's nice to meet you. You look beautiful," maybe something like, "I'm a pompous idiot, and there's no way any woman in her right mind would go out with me."

  Jack Hudson : [Jack walks in]  What'd we miss? Somebody slip him some truth serum?

• Horace Tucker : I figured the dead pilot didn't need it And the guys it was intended for; they shouldn't have it. They'd use it for no good. And then I'm thinking, I remember hearing that if you take illegal money, it's not stealing.

  SA Myles Leland III : Unless you take the illegal money illegally. Then it is.

  Horace Tucker : But I figured at the very least, the finders keepers rule would apply.

  Sue Thomas : Finders keepers rule?

  Jack Hudson : There's no finders keepers rule.

  Horace Tucker : I'm in trouble here, aren't I?

  Jack Hudson : Yeah, I'd say you were in trouble.

  Horace Tucker : Just my luck. All that money and no finders keepers rule.

• SA Myles Leland III : Well, I learned a valuable piece of information today. Don't walk up to somebody in a small town and ask what's new unless you *really* want to know.

  SA Bobby Manning : And on that note, did you know that the football coach is in danger of losing his job? Pity, he's had some good years.

  Jack Hudson : But it's much more complicated than that. Some people think the principal has it in for the coach, because they both have eyes for the new home ec teacher.

• SA Myles Leland III : Ah, nothing like the brisk brace of fresh country air.

  Jack Hudson : Spoken like the true outdoorsman that you are.

  SA Myles Leland III : Hey. I ski. I sail. I garden.