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[Trudy encourages Terry to write a letter of complaint]

Terry: They just made a mistake. I mean, how would I feel if every time I made a mistake someone wrote a letter?

Mr. John: Well, one can only imagine the strain on the world's paper supply.

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Jane Sokol: Oh, by the way, Tipper Gore asked if she could come in and use the bathroom. I didn't think you'd mind, so I said...

Chelsea Stevens: Jane, I was quite specific. No one is allowed in the house.

Jane Sokol: But Chelsea, you invited these people to your home. I mean...

Chelsea Stevens: I invited them to my garden which, oddly enough, I keep outside. Tell Tipper I'm sorry but them's the rules.

Jane Sokol: Chelsea, she is the wife of the Vice President!

Chelsea Stevens: Well then I'm sure someone will give her cuts in line for the Port-O-Potty.

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Mr. John: Terry's out of the office but he wanted me to give you a message, he said it was very important.

Chelsea Stevens: What is it?

Mr. John: Unfortunately, that's all the information he gave me.

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[Terry bites into a metal wing-nut in his candy bar]

Trudy Weissman: This is your lucky day because now you get to write a letter of complaint to the candy company.

Mr. John: Trudy's right. I once found a dead beetle in a bottle of champagne. I wrote the company a letter of complaint and imagine my delight when they sent me three cases of bubbly!

Trudy Weissman: You see?

Mr. John: Of course, I couldn't open a single bottle without retching uncontrollably.

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