Style & Substance (TV Series)
Do Not Go Squealing Into That Good Night (1998)
Jean Smart: Chelsea Stevens
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Quotes
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[Chelsea's obnoxious neighbor arrives]
Mrs. Oliver : It only took you six years to invite me over. A couple more years, I'd be dead!
Chelsea Stevens : That long?
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[Mrs. Oliver's pet pig died]
Mrs. Oliver : Don't worry about me being lonely. I'm getting another pig, and they tell me it'll grow to be three hundred pounds.
Chelsea Stevens : Well, good for you! Just be sure and wear name tags.
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Jane Sokol : What is that? It sounds like my car alarm.
[Chelsea looks out the window]
Chelsea Stevens : Uh yeah, they tend to go off when someone throws a planter through your windshield.