- [Noblet hooks Jerry up to a machine that will indicate whether she is lying through green and red lights]
- Mr. Chuck Noblet: What's your favorite color?
- Jerri Blank: Lemon!
- [Red bulb lights up with a buzz]
- Jerri Blank: Rust.
- [Green bulb lights up with a ringing noise]
- Mr. Chuck Noblet: What's your favorite food?
- Jerri Blank: Crepes Suzette!
- [Red Light]
- Jerri Blank: Meatballs.
- [Green light]
- Mr. Chuck Noblet: If you could be any animal, which would it be?
- Jerri Blank: [Jerry stealthily slips her hand over the red bulb] Kitten?
- [Red Light]
- Jerri Blank: Snake.
- Mr. Chuck Noblet: Well, at least we know you can't lie.
- Mr. Chuck Noblet: Why are you pushing me away?
- Geoffrey Jellineck: I'm not pushing you away, I'm pulling me toward myself.