Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

Yes You Can't (2000)

Amy Sedaris: Jerri Blank

Quotes 

• [Noblet hooks Jerry up to a machine that will indicate whether she is lying through green and red lights] 

  Mr. Chuck Noblet : What's your favorite color?

  Jerri Blank : Lemon!

  [Red bulb lights up with a buzz] 

  Jerri Blank : Rust.

  [Green bulb lights up with a ringing noise] 

  Mr. Chuck Noblet : What's your favorite food?

  Jerri Blank : Crepes Suzette!

  [Red Light] 

  Jerri Blank : Meatballs.

  [Green light] 

  Mr. Chuck Noblet : If you could be any animal, which would it be?

  Jerri Blank : [Jerry stealthily slips her hand over the red bulb]  Kitten?

  [Red Light] 

  Jerri Blank : Snake.

  Mr. Chuck Noblet : Well, at least we know you can't lie.

• Jerri Blank : Wow. Must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... Sure beats doing it!