- Jerri Blank: What's the difference between being married and in love and being horny and in the back of a car?
- Jerri Blank: Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.
- Tammi Littlenut: What do you mean, Jerri?
- Jerri Blank: Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.
- Tammi Littlenut: Are you thinking about having sex already?
- Jerri Blank: Does a pimp carry a razor?
- Tammi Littlenut: I don't know...
- Jerri Blank: Trust me, they all do.
- Jerri Blank: Well, I have to go to the ladies room. Tammi, you wanna come along?
- Tammi Littlenut: I don't have to go.
- Jerri Blank: You don't have to make a tinkle or a poo-poo?
- Tammi Littlenut: No, Jerri.
- Jerri Blank: Are you sure, Tammela? Maybe once you get in there, you'll have to make a wee-wee or a turdy.
- [Tammi catches on]
- Tammi Littlenut: Do you wanna go to the bathroom and talk?
- Jerri Blank: I guess we *could* talk if you don't need to make a stinky.
- Jerri Blank: Why did you spread those vicious lies?
- Drake Rogers: Cus you didn't spread those vicious thighs.