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"Strangers with Candy" The Virgin Jerri (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Tammi Littlenut: You better 86 the 69 talk.

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Drake Rogers: Wow, a virgin Whore.

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Jerri Blank: What's the difference between being married and in love and being horny and in the back of a car?

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Drake Rogers: I want you to know, I will say anything to get you into this bunk.

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Jerri Blank: Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.

Tammi Littlenut: What do you mean, Jerri?

Jerri Blank: Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.

Tammi Littlenut: Are you thinking about having sex already?

Jerri Blank: Does a pimp carry a razor?

Tammi Littlenut: I don't know...

Jerri Blank: Trust me, they all do.

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Jerri Blank: Well, I have to go to the ladies room. Tammi, you wanna come along?

Tammi Littlenut: I don't have to go.

Jerri Blank: You don't have to make a tinkle or a poo-poo?

Tammi Littlenut: No, Jerri.

Jerri Blank: Are you sure, Tammela? Maybe once you get in there, you'll have to make a wee-wee or a turdy.

[Tammi catches on]

Tammi Littlenut: Do you wanna go to the bathroom and talk?

Jerri Blank: I guess we *could* talk if you don't need to make a stinky.

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Jerri Blank: Why did you spread those vicious lies?

Drake Rogers: Cus you didn't spread those vicious thighs.

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