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"Strangers with Candy" The Last Temptation of Blank (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Fran: The only reason you're cool is that you're a little satellite circling the planet Frosty. Surface temperature: zero degrees Franenheit.

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Fran: Look Jerri, as long as you're with me, you'll never go bad, because I've got you stored in my crisper, and the refrangerator is always dialed up to 9.

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Fran: Jerri, you're going to have to choose whether to stay here and be uncool in loser-land or to follow me into Frantarctica!

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Geoffrey Jellineck: [laughs] He's just kidding we're not lovers, we just have sex.

Charles 'Chuck' Noblet: Hot... ass-thumping... sex.

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Mr. Chuck Noblet: Fran, you're late.

Fran: Am I? Or is the rest of the world early?

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Fran: Hi Jerri.

Jerri Blank: Yo-yo-you talkin' to me?

Fran: Yep.

Jerri Blank: I'm guessing this is a dream. Only difference is you're not naked a tied to a radiator.

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Jerri Blank: [to Fran] Hey, I have an idea. Let's do something girly. Why don't I grab some nail polish so we can paint each other's... clitorises?

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Jerri Blank: I'm cooler than you Frantic, you know why? Because I'm not. Think about it... I haven't.

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