Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

The Goodbye Guy (2000)

Amy Sedaris: Jerri Blank

Quotes 

• Jerri Blank : Well, what would you do if your daddy died?

  Cassie Pines : HEY. You'd love that, wouldn't you? Just because your dad was killed in some freak accident, nobody can have one? Well I'll tell ya something. My daddy's alive and yours is dead and ain't nothin' gonna change that.

• Doctor : [to Sarah Blank]  What's... left of your husband is dead.

  Jerri Blank : And what are the odds he might recover?

  Doctor : A million to zero.

• Jerri Blank : Boy, I'm thirsty. I'm going to go get a hotdog.

• Geoffrey Jellineck : Oh, hey kids. How are you doing? And how an I?

  Tammi Littlenut : You look, OK.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : No, I'm just putting on a brave shell. It's just, you know, this whole thing is making me think about my daddy when he - -dropped me off today. We were talking about his father, my grand-dad, and how upset he is about his father, my great grand-papa. Evidently he isn't doing so well. He's getting so old.

  Tammi Littlenut : That's OK, Mr Jellineck.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : NO! - I am going to feel these feeling!

  Jerri Blank : Hi, everybody.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : Oh, hey Jerri. We were just talking about me.