Linda brings over new boyfriend Trevor, a fit young man to whom she's only admitted being 27 years old. Showing off her catch, she has Trevor bare his sexy abdominal six-pack, prompting Bill to display his less-than-sexy middle-age kegger. Having a capable man about the house, Judy puts him to work handling chores Bill can't seem to manage. To show he can be at least the near equal of Trevor, Bill joins a roller hockey league, buying all new equipment for a sport he proclaims he's "born" to do. Judy must remind him of his closet of lost dream, wherein reside the remnants of several past and short-lived endeavors when Bill was "born" to fish, "born" to ski, and "born" to scuba dive. Bill soon finds he can't manage hockey, which leaves him so sore he can't raise his arms. When Judy slights him for jumping into it, he chides her for not being athletic like he's trying to be. She thereafter joins Linda for a workout session and soon becomes just as physically and debilitatingly sore as ... Written by
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Oh, I'm so thirsty. Can I have a sip of your water?
[hiding incapacitating physical soreness, nudges bottled water over with her foot
Do you mind handing it to me?
Do I have to drink it for you, too?