Jennifer Irwin: Linda Michaels

Quotes 

• Linda Michaels : [sitting at a restaurant]  Ooo, this is nice. What's the occasion? Why'd we have to get all dressed up?

  Judy Miller : Well, I thought we'd go out for a nice dinner and talk about what kind of bachelorette party you'd like.

  Linda Michaels : Well... I guess I'm too old for strippers and drinking.

  Judy Miller : No, you're not.

  Linda Michaels : Oh, good! Let's do that!

• Linda Michaels : [entering front door with Perry]  Hello. We're back from the honeymoon.

  Judy Miller : [cheerfully]  Aloha! How was Cleveland?

• Perry : I'm now officially in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

  Linda Michaels : Yeah, he wrote his name on the bathroom wall.

  Bill Miller : I'm in the Baseball Hall of Fame.