Lauren Miller: Beat it, squirt, and put some clothes on.
Tina Miller: Shut up, stupid. Mom said to take my clothes off.
Judy Miller: But, remember, the underwear stays on till after dinner.
Bill Miller: Same rules as when we were dating.
Bill Miller: [in response to his son asking for advice on catching a girl's interest] So, what's your plan of action?
Brian Miller: Well, I've just been helping her with her school work, and carrying her books, listening to her problems...
Bill Miller: Well, that's all well and good, son, if you wanna become a member of the Never-touch-a-booby tribe.
Brian Miller: The what?
Bill Miller: Close the door, son. Help is here.