| Ford Kiernan | ... | Jack Jarvis | |
| Greg Hemphill | ... | Victor McDade | |
| Paul Riley | ... | Winston Ingram | |
| Mark Cox | ... | Tam Mullen | |
| Jane McCarry | ... | Isa Drennan | |
| Sanjeev Kohli | ... | Navid Harrid | |
| Gavin Mitchell | ... | Boabby | |
| Maureen Carr | ... | Edith | |
| Gail Watson | ... | Margo | |
| James Martin | ... | Eric | |
| Jake D'Arcy | ... | Pete | |
| Lynne McCallum | ... | Peggy | |
| Shamshad Akhtar | ... | Meena | |
| Johnny Irving | ... | Wullie MacIntosh | |
| Kate Dickie | ... | Pregnant Girl | |
| Frank Gilhooley | ... | Mark | |
| Mark McDonnell | ... | Kenneth Jordan | |
| Bridget McCann | ... | University Registration Woman | |
| Sheila Greer Smith | ... | Woman in Lecture hall | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Iain Davidson | ... | Gunman (as Noddy Davidson) | |
| Carter Ferguson | ... | Thirsty Laird Barman | |
| Kay Gallie | ... | Bingo Woman #1 | |
| Iain Gouck | ... | Irish / Glasga Barman | |
| Ryan Hassan | ... | Pat | |
| Eileen McCallum | ... | Barbara | |
| Ida Schuster | ... | Bingo Woman #2 | |
| Episode Crew |
Directed by | |||
| Michael Hines | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Ford Kiernan | (written by) and | |
| Greg Hemphill | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Ewan Angus | .... | executive producer | |
| Colin Gilbert | .... | executive producer | |
| Michael Hines | .... | producer | |
Film Editing by | |||
| Laura Wilson | (video tape) | ||
Production Design by | |||
| Graham Rose | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Floriadh MacKenzie | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Ray Holman | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Julie Dorrat-Keenan | .... | makeup designer | |
Production Management | |||
| Wendy Griffin | .... | production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Susan Clark | .... | first assistant director | |
| Kath Wishart | .... | second assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Mike Ireland | .... | properties buyer | |
| Lee Porter | .... | properties buyer | |
Sound Department | |||
| Jim Renwick | .... | sound supervisor | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Philip Dawson | .... | senior lighting cameraman (as Phil Dawson) | |
| Graham Walker | .... | gaffer | |
Music Department | |||
| Ricardo Autobahn | .... | composer: title music (uncredited) | |
Other crew | |||
| April Chamberlain | .... | production executive | |
| Gill Donald | .... | production accountant (as Jill Donald) | |
| Karen McConnell | .... | location manager | |
| Mairi T. McDonald | .... | script supervisor | |
| Amanda Moran | .... | production coordinator | |
| Series Crew These people are regular crew members. Were they in this episode? |
Stunts | |||
| Michael Scott-Law | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Michael Scott-Law | .... | stunt performer | |
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| Company credits | IMDb TV section | IMDb Comedy section |