- Harold Steptoe: You ain't been going to them cordon bleus lately. I think you've been playing the wag, judging by that load of old rubbish you served up last night.
- Albert Steptoe: That was a coq au vin!
- Harold Steptoe: That was a cock-up; I don't know where the "van" come in. Well, there shouldn't be feathers in the gravy, surely?