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(TV Series)

(1993)

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Capt. Monterey Jack: My name is Capt. Monterey Jack and I'm not *tripping* here. But that's exactly what you folks will be doing if you don't tie your shoes.

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Capt. Monterey Jack: [to Kerri] By the way, your shoe's untied. Made you look! You have to know, you understand me? You have to always be aware!

Kerri: [holding back tears] I love you, Capt. Monterey Jack!

Capt. Monterey Jack: Alright, I'm not that crazy about you.

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Capt. Monterey Jack: Three things that are square: cheese, plates and bears.

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Doug: I'm Doug. I think tying shoes is for sissies.

Capt. Monterey Jack: Hey Doug, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and the Funny Bunch!

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