- Chuck the Technician: I don't know what happened, it just stopped working. I got some little functionality back, but it still isn't doing everything it used to.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: Yes, well, maybe if people stop insisting on having food and liquid in such close proximity to the *ten-thousand-year-old equipment*!
- Chuck the Technician: Hey! We're very careful! We're not the problem here!
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: [sarcastically] Ah, yes. Uh-huh!
- [while Zelenka isn't looking, the technician touches the laptop. The Ancient screen flashes]
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: What did you touch?
- Chuck the Technician: Nothing! I didn't touch anything.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: [in Czech:] Jesus, I can't work with these actors!
- Maj. John Sheppard: [the team are being forced to try to solve a puzzle one after another and an incorrect answer kills the one solving it] Two heads think better than one.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: That's a common misconception.
- Maj. John Sheppard: Give me a gun and I'll shoot him myself.
- Maj. John Sheppard: I got it!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What?
- Maj. John Sheppard: The Brotherhood of 15.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What about it?
- Maj. John Sheppard: The numbers 1 to 9 can be put in a 3 by 3 grid so they add up to 15 in every direction.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, you're right. How'd you know that?
- Maj. John Sheppard: It was on a Mensa test.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You're a member of Mensa?
- Maj. John Sheppard: No, but I took the test.