- Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You ended a sentence with a preposition, bastard!
- Simon Coombs: Oh, come on, Felger. We might as well be wearin' red shirts.
- Jay Felger: I don't get that.
- Jay Felger: At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention, you'd be all dressed up like a Klingon.
- Simon Coombs: Vulcan, Felger, Vulcan! And I don't know how you can call yourself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry.
- Jay Felger: I have Coombs with me.
- Simon Coombs: Hi.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [Furious] Why, look everybody! He's got Coombs with him!
- Her'ak: His true loyalties were well known. Once his betrayal bore fruit, his existence was no longer required.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You callin' us fruit?
- Her'ak: I am Her'ak. First Prime to Lord Khonsu of Amon Shek.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Very impressive. Got a résumé?
- Her'ak: I captured you.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yes. Right, you did. Well done. You've got the job.
- Simon Coombs: Jay, are you sure about this?
- Jay Felger: Think about it, Simon. What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here now?
- Simon Coombs: He'd want me to shoot you?
- Jay Felger: When are you going to start trusting me, Simon? I have four post graduate degrees.
- Simon Coombs: And not one of them cover Jaffa military tactics.
- Jay Felger: Something hinky's definitely going on here, and it's up to you and I to find out what it is.
- Simon Coombs: 'Hinky'?
- Jay Felger: Yeah, it's a word.
- Simon Coombs: In what dictionary?
- Major Samantha Carter: How come you're not smiling?
- Jonas Quinn: Should I be?
- Major Samantha Carter: Well, it is your first time being captured by a Goa'uld.
- Jonas Quinn: Funny. So what now?
- Jack O'Neill: We wait.
- Jonas Quinn: Shouldn't we be trying to escape?
- Jack O'Neill: Oddly, no. It won't be long.
- Jonas Quinn: Before what?
- Jack O'Neill: Oh, some overdressed, over the top bad guy floats in gloating about whatever evil fate awaits us.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: What's your time frame there?
- Jay Felger: Um, a day or so, you know, but then you guys can get right back to saving the world again. For the seventh time.
- Teal'c: Eighth.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: What, you're counting?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You know, this whole
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- Colonel Jack O'Neill: imprisoned for your own
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- Colonel Jack O'Neill: protection is getting kind of old!
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [responding to Her'ak's demand for a list of Tok'ra spies aboard] Ohh... ask Khonsu. Oh wait; you can't. You killed him.