Captain Kyle Rogers:
You are all casualties until 1400 hours.
Jack O'Neill:
Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?
Jack O'Neill:
Master Teal'c, might I suggest we spare them this time?
Teal'c:
Very well... underling.
Samantha Carter:
Teal'c, what about these?
Teal'c:
They are intar.
Jack O'Neill:
Short for?
Teal'c:
Intar.
Jack O'Neill:
He also wanted me to tell you that the whole, "invasion of the Tau'ri" idea has been cancelled due to... rain.
Captain Kyle Rogers:
My lord?
Jack O'Neill:
Actually, we just call him General Hammond.
General Hammond:
I'd like to debrief A.S.A.P., Colonel.
Jack O'Neill:
Yes, my lord.
Jack O'Neill:
Ol' Doc Fraiser says you haven't been eating.
Captain Kyle Rogers:
It's poison.
Jack O'Neill:
It's hospital food. Of course it is.
Captain Kyle Rogers:
I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.
Jack O'Neill:
Oh, I've already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.
Jack O'Neill:
Get the vacuum.
Captain Kyle Rogers:
Vocume.
Jack O'Neill:
Whatever! Get it!
Captain Kyle Rogers:
[
slyly] Corn and cotton are indigenous to North America.
Jack O'Neill:
And that information could save your life one day.
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