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"Stargate SG-1" Off the Grid (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We're supposed to stay under the radar.

Teal'c: I doubt if this world possesses such technology.

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Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh please, Mary Poppins is not even in the running.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Hey!

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Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: I'm gonna hit the shower.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: I'm gonna find a doctor.

Teal'c: We are indeed suitably employed

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, it was a good day.

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Dr. Daniel Jackson: Sam is right, we are not equipped to take these guys on.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I have no intention of taking anybody on. I'm just going to pose as a buyer.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: You?

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well no offense Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type.

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Major General Hank Landry: If you tell me what I need to know, I'll arrange a feast the likes of which you've not seen since you set foot on this planet.

Nerus: Feast?

Major General Hank Landry: I do not use the word lightly.

Nerus: Nor do I.

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Nerus: [Ba'al is about to shoot Nerus] Oh. I don't suppose there is anything I can say?

[Ba'al shakes his head]

Nerus: But I'm so interesting.

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Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No offense, Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type. In fact, you're not even close.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: I think I'm as close as you are!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Come on! You're miles away.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Teal'c, which one of us is closer?

Teal'c: I believe the three of you to be equidistant.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh, please! Mary Poppins is not even in the running!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Hey!

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[the Stargate and its DHD have just been beamed away under SG1's nose]

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well, here's an obvious question...

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[SG1 has just been tortured by drug dealers]

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Look, for what it's worth, guys, sorry I dragged you into this.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: [blasé] Oh, it happens all the time.

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Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: Sir, if you don't mind my asking...

Major General Hank Landry: How did we plant the beacon on Nerus?

Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: Yes, sir.

Major General Hank Landry: It was a piece of cake.

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